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we await the schpinsters coming... [Nov. 22nd, 2004|07:22 pm]
Scandalf thwarters anonymous


Whence commest thou, oh band of merry travellers..."From the farest regions of this earth!" I Hear you cry. I am glad. Welcome! Here upon this slightly soiled ground, and here only, can we avoid The Ear Of Scandalf. His rumour mills are even now spreading gossip of our coming, however like all good busy-bodies he shall discount it as falsehood to begin, so we may still have time.

Bob, the fish in my watch, sends greetings to you all, and apologises for his absence, but he has dicovered some particularly intriguing bubbles, and is now somewhat distracted. So in his absence I invite you all to partake of our mead *hands over mead* and to share with us news of scandalf's activities, or any other news which you consider relevant and/or amusing (The doomish Quest talk is unneccessary, but it amuses me so i shall venture to pursue all activities here with the lights slightly dimmed and an artificial smell of horse.)

So young traveller, hang up your cloak and kick of your boots, we have much to discuss and many new friends to meet, most of whom don't exist, but I've never let that stop me. I am sorry, i have been thoughtless... Lo, my friends, there's a Hog roasting and broth boiling, sup first...we can talk of these things later. Though, you must forgive me, my mind is caught up in matters of buisness, and The Ear causes me much worry...I may not at present be the best of hosts.

[User Picture]From: heroic_stanza
2004-11-22 09:28 pm (UTC)
Greetings, provider of Scandalf haven. *bows low*

Tis a strange thing, that the Way of the Scand has developed legs of it's own to skip playfully around the interweb without the help of those who dote so lovingly on it.
*tear* An emotional day indeed.
*records in family photo album, next to mugshot of Udo - the man of mystery - wer wohnt neben dem Fluss*
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[User Picture]From: koonelli
2004-11-23 08:28 am (UTC)
*Waves posse flag*
Hoorah! A new cult for me to follow!
I think this community should be directed to writing about all things scandalous. Ie. everything that comes as a result of Scandalf's evil doings.
I don't know what scandalf looks like, but I will do my very best to draw him. I think he must be epitome of all evil and misguidedness.
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